Welcome Ghoulies!!!
At which right or wrong corner on those internets did you turn to find yourself here...?
Did you come alone?
Or do you intend to come with someone else?
What is it you seek?
Are you truly prepared for the
7 Dollar Master?
And yes, there's a reason we've been waiting for you...
And you might have had a very rough ride getting here...
Because afterall, you're probably well aware that Google has ruined the internet. We already know those pathetic little shits that built
that joke of a search engine were always so jealous of everybody...
Couldn't get a date if their right hand depended on it...
Know what I mean? My Ghoulies...
No fear, no worries...We've got you covered...
Now it's just a matter of deciding which way to turn, where to go...
And what to do...Are you ready for me to be your personal
7 Dollar Master?
Are you ready to let it all hang out?
I hope so, because we've been waiting for you...